hey everyone !
So my mom’s been feeling really down lately and i’m really hoping you guys can help me try to make her feel better.
She cosplays the cabbage merchant from avatar and she’s often self conscious about leaving the hotel room at cons, so i’m hoping you can help me make her popular on tumblr. she’s really cute and sweet and she worked so hard on this cosplay! she even carries around real cabbages please give her love ok
Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.
do they all just mate with the same man or something
obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis
hey heteros, here’s an idea. why not instead of taking time out of your heterosexual day to tell gays not to make jokes about straight people, maybe you should tell your heterosexual friends to stop making jokes about gay people and saying shit like, “that’s so…
China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)
- "White people, sheesh"
- "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
- "It is a matter of gay or death"
- "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
- "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
- "You an ass"
- "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
- "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
- "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
- "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
- "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
- "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
- "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
- "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
- "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
- "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
- "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
- "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
- "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
- "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"
This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.
FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES
I feel like I just walked in on something very private
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
The only time it’s acceptable to call someone a slut is in bed and even then, it’s only if they’re fucking okay with it.
It is NEVER okay to call someone a slut. Like..fucking ever. Even if they say they want you to.
Because women who have submissive kinks are not allowed to have consensual fun.
NO FUN ALLOWED FOR WOMEN UNLESS IT HAS PASSED THE TUMBLR FEMINIST™ CODE TO ENSURE NO INTERNALIZED PATRIARCHY IS OCCURRING
I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like
if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT
you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie
I can’t breathe. This is so accurate.